|Posted by royalqwill on March 3, 2014 at 8:15 PM|
So, Bill Nye was so cool that be decided to create and send J. K. Rowling to Mars. She didn't like Mars, so she moved to Scotland. She wrote seven books, and Harry Potter was created. Harry Potter went around preaching Nyeism, and people got flippin' MAD at him. So, some crazy religious leader decided to punch him, but fortunately, Harry Potter was so epic, that the guy who punched him broke his fist just by hitting him. Then, someone dumped water on him, and he melted because it turned out that Harry's real name was Harrietta and was secretly female, so she was a witch. Then, since Harrietta died, I guess everyone assumed that she was like Jesus or something and that they could get away with sinning because that's how it worked in the Bible. We don't really know if she died for our sins or if she just died and we'll still go to Hell for sinning, but we sin anyway.
Categories: The Story of Harrietta